FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Question #1: How are you doing?

Answer: I get asked this question more than any other question. I'm doing pretty good for the shape I'm in.

Question #2: Where's the bass?

Answer: I don't have one. I'd like to hire one someday. I'd like to get one like that Richard guy from the Oak Ridge Boys.

Question #3: No, I mean where's the bass guitar?

Answer: Well, I finally got a bass guitar. It's a Gibson Epiphone 4-string.

Question #4: When's your album coming out?

Answer: I'm now putting the finishing touches on my album. It will be coming out this summer. I don't have an exact release date, yet.

Question #5: Do you ever play any concerts?

Answer: Well, I actually played at MO's Coffeehouse in Memphis, Tennessee on March 18th. If you'd like to have me for a concert, book me.

Question #6: Are you in bad health or something?

Answer: I have had some bad luck lately. I have tendonitis in my left shoulder. I'm currently going to physical therapy for it. And it is getting better.

Question #7: But what's this about a diet?

Answer: Yes, my doctor told me to lose about 50 pounds. So far, I've lost about 10 pounds. I'm also drinking (dare I say it?) diet drinks. There's only two that I can stand: Diet Rite and Diet Dr. Pepper.